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Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML


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On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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Did a dinosaur teach him his education?

#1 - On 10/29/2013 at 5:42pm by woainishamu

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It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!

#5 - On 10/29/2013 at 5:44pm by DooleyFTW

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