By MsConfusedd - 27/10/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 013
You deserved it 4 617

MsConfusedd tells us more.

Although these posts certainly aMuse me, there's No Doubt I'm still pissed. The Postal Service in These United States is so bad even Twenty One Pilots couldn't get the tickets to my Neighbourhood on time. The Maine point is that my Simple Plan to see my favorite band was ruined by the Hooligans working as mail men. That's Sum 41 dollars wasted. I Solemnly Swear that this was my All Time Low and next time there's a concert I'll print tickets to make sure I can have Fun.. My tickets will be printed by the time I blink-182 times. Even though it Hurts that I missed my concert, thank you guys for making me LMFAO, this is the best comment thread ever!

Top comments

Well I guess this wasn't A Day To Remember.

I would go in there and raise hell until I got a refund.

Comments

Well I guess this wasn't A Day To Remember.

Her excitement on opening the envelope was at least 30 Seconds to Mars.

Your package should arrive within "Three Days Grace".

If it came on time though it would be pure Nirvana

at least the tickets weren't delivered 3 Doors Down

Thankfully OP didn't go down the street Smashing Pumpkins

she should probably get her Nickelback. or was it 50cent ? too much ??

Anything less than that and she'll be jumping in a Puddle of Mudd

This is a Primus example of puns being overdone. If you all continue with these ridiculous band puns, I will become a commenter Slayer and there will be Megadeth.

Don't worry OP, maybe a KISS is all you need to feel better.

OP should be Avenged Sevenfold for that kind of ridiculously poor service.

You can all just go to Camp Kill Yourself

JMichael 25

Maybe you should go to the company who sold you the tickets and give them a Five Finger Death Punch.

Should have been Asking Alexandria, where your ticket was prior?

Who knows OP, maybe the concert wasn't that Fun.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate how awesome we are.

And now All that Remains is tickets you'll never be able to use.

I bet OP was so angry she became a Violent Femme

saraitkddh 47

In this moment just eat korn and everything will turn out epica by time and don't forget to be aware from the scorpions

Your lack of CAPs on the titles ruined this System of a Down...

It would take me no more than Sum41 seconds to lose my shit and make sure I was getting refunded.

I'd have a Rage Against the Machine if I lost my shit...

oh man. If I were you, I'd Rise Against this ridiculous postal service

I'm sure there's No Doubt that you were angry about that

I'm sure I'd be Breaking Benjamin if this shit happened to me

That ticketing company sounds like its being ran by a bunch of Red Hot Chilli Pepper-Butthole Surfers.

Also, think positive! The tickets arrived late...but perhaps the mailman was Marooned 5 blocks down.

I hope you weren't going to take a boy with you, Boys Like Girls who get their concert tickets on time.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Your mailman must not of been able to find Park Way Drive.

expertsmilee 26

Probably the longest string of well executed puns to date.

shyeahh_fml 19

This is probably the saddest Story of the Year.

Thursday737 7

Op shouldn't worry about her missed concert, they should go see a movie. I hear theres good stuff playing At the Drive In.

OP, I would give Within Temptation and call the post office to let them know their service was Garbage.

\ 28

These comments are making me feel a Serj of awesomeness.

I bet OP is Disturbed by the fact they spent so much money on the tickets they're now in a Middle Class Rut

Maybe OP could win a pair of tickets if she turned on the Radiohead

Pwn17 25

It's too late for OP. She can't Escape the Fate.

She should call the post office and say " 'Miss May I' get a refund?!"

upallnight11 19

The mail man really must have been a Daft Punk.

She must have been in Dire Straits last night.

Rainhawk94 27

Hopefully op will forget and look forward to another Brand New day

The postman had a Simple Plan - to get the tickets delivered to her house on time. Unfortunately, that plan failed.

Told y'all the mail man only went One Direction yesterday -_-.

meowmixpie 3

The mailman was probably too busy eating Cake to mail the tickets.

OP should cut her tickets up with her Nine Inch Nails

onorexveritas 23

apparently the Postal Service was having some Issues

Well now OP has time to get on Redtube and watch the "unspoken" version of 'Alice in Wonderland', Alice in Chains....

Why not just go outside and play in Marcy Playground?

blackbeltpsycho 16

I would feel Disturbed if that ever happened to me.

upallnight11 19

I hope OP didn't start a Panic At The Disco instead.

Although these posts certainly aMuse me, there's No Doubt I'm still pissed. The Postal Service in These United States is so bad even Twenty One Pilots couldn't get the tickets to my Neighbourhood on time. The Maine point is that my Simple Plan to see my favorite band was ruined by the Hooligans working as mail men. That's Sum 41 dollars wasted. I Solemnly Swear that this was my All Time Low and next time there's a concert I'll print tickets to make sure I can have Fun.. My tickets will be printed by the time I blink-182 times. Even though it Hurts that I missed my concert, thank you guys for making me LMFAO, this is the best comment thread ever!

It is our pleasure! :) Just curious - what band were you going to see and will yoi be getting a refund?

ShananaginsLOL 13

Maybe the postman was to busy sleeping with sirens to mail it on time.

154rct 7

They shouldve been sent via Ups Rush delivery.

OP, that was a simply amazing comment. Anyways, did you get a refund?

Blink 182, all time low, and twenty one pilots. Probably others that I missed The wording choice used in your response signals some hints as to what the concert was. Am I right?

gczizza1997 15

You missed sum 41. Simple plan, and solemnly swear

Did you just reference bands in your follow up? You're awesome!

Maybe one of those pilots died, and so the evil Theory Of A Deadman is to make sure you can't make it to the concert

Everybody who has participating in this thread should get 5 For Fighting (or excellent punning).

OP, that follow-up comment is amazing. I salute you.

Best follow-up I've ever seen. Even better you included Hurts. No-one I know has heard of them.

This by far is the best author comment ever.

Nice reply awesome. Was the concert held in Linkin Park?

upallnight11 19

The Cure for your anger is to find this mailman and shove the tickets up his ass.

I wish I could like your comment, because it's awesome!

BlueFlatts 20

Hey, Postal Service is a band too.

puzzy 13

I feel like you only wrote this FML just to make that follow up comment. But any rate I'd be devastated if I missed a TOP concert.

Adree 15

They deserve a 5 Finger Death Punch to the face

It was modern punk concert, I knew from simple plan, my all time fave band

wowthatsucks5 8
inkdeath87 18

What band was it for? Or what tour was it?

hannahsnyder69 16

Your puns are absolutely sublime, but I think mine are slightly stoopid

hannahsnyder69 16

I guess the joy is no longer formidable now that they were late. I think you need some iron and wine to take the edge off

I would've thrown a Five Finger Death Punch at the mailman

Be careful when complaining to the manager. She might be a stubborn old Iron Maiden

The bands she listed were... Muse. No Doubt. Postal Service. These United States. Twenty One Piolets. Neighbourhoods. The Maine. Simple Plan. Hooligans. Sum 41. I Solemnly Swear. All Time Low. Fun. Blink 182. Hurt. LMFAO.

LaceUpPrincess 5

This made me laugh. Love all of your band references :)

MyLarryHeart 3

Just watch not to Fall Out, Boy.

meowmixpie 3

You should go to the Two Door Cinema Club to take some stress off.

STFU you spelled death wrong and they're funny!

emily4040 18

I would go in there and raise hell until I got a refund.

You could raise hell and bring forth all the demons and hellfire you want but chances are it would lead to nothing. Generally if you order anything that uses the post (so long as it was dispatched accordingly) the moment it leaves the businesses premises in perfect condition it is in the hands of the postal company the company who dispatched your goods will hold no accountability if the post man lost your post under his seat or whatever and delivers it late and good luck trying to get anything out of the posties. tl:dr you aint getting jack sonny.

I you think you can complain and get your money back. Unless you bought them on eBay or something.

Scratch that, there are several rules protecting users in this situation on eBay, for example SNAD states: "The item is unusable and was not disclosed as such. For example, if there are missing major parts or components, will not function or turn on or is spoiled or past a relevant date."

FinJage 18

And that's why you print your tickets.

Or at least pick them up at will call

I have seen some venue's charge for print at home as well as will call. Generally one or both are free though.

#12 is correct. It's usually around $2/$3. I go to a lot of concerts and usually print them just to make sure I get them on time. A couple of bucks is worth the peace of mind of having the tickets on hand but all those hidden charges suck! I've even gotten charged on my ticket for parking even though I didn't park there.

Say what? You got charged for parking even though you parked elsewhere?

Find a positive side. Maybe the concert sucked. Never have been to a concert before but, can't you get your money back if that happens?

I saw Evanescence in high school back when it was my favorite. Amy Lee sucks in person. She couldn't sing for shit.

I respect your optimism but bad show or not, the person is out a lot of money.

I too saw Amy live, 22 and I thought quite the opposite, I thought that she was amazing :)

I would cry then laugh then probably cry again

perdix 29

Watch the YouTube videos posted by fans who went, read the reviews and frame the tickets. For years to come, you can tell people you went to the show and how it was "awesome" and "amazing." The fact you didn't actually go will be our little secret;)

perdix 29

I don't know why I'm getting thumbed down -- I'm the only one suggesting the most practical, non-confrontational solution. Good luck trying to get a refund. Often the fine print you agreed to without reading contains the whopping "**** you" if your tickets don't arrive in time.

perdix 29

#36, when the tickets didn't arrive the day before the concert, the OP should have called the ticket agency and inform them of her problem. They likely could arrange to have the tickets at will-call. A company wanting to render excellent customer service surely could have pulled this off. The OP was too passive on this one -- she deserves the ticket-framing plan.

perdix 29

#52, you shouldn't have put impossible in quotes because I didn't say that. Just because my solution was the most practical didn't mean the refund was impractical, it would be a little more difficult. The real goal was going to the show, and had the OP acted in a timely manner, she might have been able to go. At this late stage, the ticket company could accuse the OP of lying about the late delivery and that she just failed to show up at the concert.

Dear everyone in this argument, Pervix is never serious.

*psssssttttt perdix its not a secret, its on the internet*