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Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47670) - you deserved it (3243)

On 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Sounds like you got the brains!!

#1 - On 10/26/2013 at 1:02pm by erjazo

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Blow out all the candles on the cake before her, and say the same thing

#3 - On 10/26/2013 at 1:03pm by DeoVolente

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