Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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TheCerealKiller 24
Look before you leak.
Welshite 39
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.
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TheCerealKiller 24
Look before you leak.
golden_warrior 23
But sometimes it's hard at the heat of the moment
ndomer 6
17, that can be said about more than just going to the bathroom
greeneyebeauty9 28
exactly. why use someone else's used toilet paper? honestly, you don't know what they have. that's disgusting.
golden_warrior 23
21- lol, that's why I always have a condom in my wallet. Don't want a jr because I got caught up in the moment :)
truesarrif 33
#24 unless you carry toilet paper in your wallet as well then that doesn't really apply
Futacy 29
It's more like "peak before you poop."
tjv3 10
That's just gross yo! I'm sure you had other options of it was your bathroom. Options like a magazine, a towel, or shower
BauerMegan 31
Surrender the sock.
phoughto 5
*barf*
beautifulsoul89 11
Yes!!!! I always do that everywhere I go or I keep tissue or baby wipes in my purse (I still have small children as to why I keep baby wipes handy but ey, you never know!!!!)
beautifulsoul89 11
Lol @ #70
peacelovecoffee 20
Search before you perch.
TwistedCherub1 15
@33, I carry tissues and baby wipes in my purse for such an occasion. Being prepared isn't limited to condoms and guns, but they're a good example.
Sputnikspak 13
I always keep a small thing of tissues in my purse. And pads/tampons, despite the fact that I haven't had a period in six years, because you never know when someone else might need one.
gemstone586 12
Did no one else catch the convo between #17 & #21?? He wasn't saying use a condom instead of toilet paper.. :P
bradleysol 11
Always check first. That's what I go by.
MichellinMan 20
Wait wait wait, some people put their poopy toilet paper in the trash? Forgive me, that just seems odd.
juturnaamo 29
I'm going to guess it was soiled by someone using it to blow their nose, or wipe a shaving cut. Some people use all paper products interchangeably.
MichellinMan 20
^ probably true, although I don't know why I got thumbed down for that.
Norvi 26
That's a bad case of Murphy's law, OP
livilaughs 12
what a shitty situation!
PuggieKid 22
kind of too late for that buddy ^
golden_warrior 23
No, she should prepare herself because villagers are moving with forks and torches
vipirius 18
This pun should be banned.
livilaughs 12
gosh you fmlers are harsh!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
too many negatives
Accuraxy 10
Looks like you just plunged straight into the old reusable toilet paper idea which is a shitty move to be honest. You flushed all other thought down the drain. Thats a wrap.
IworkAt711 14
I'd use my socks to wipe before I'd use someone elses shit. That's just dangerous.
buckdharma 37
You'd take them off first, right?
BirdieCurls 25
That mental picture... I'm scarred.
Welshite 39
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.
courtz94 24
I agree. And that's really gross. And unsanitary.
McNikk 15
In some countries they use their hand.
abitabanana 8
Yes, drip drying is far better than wiping yourself with someone else's ass remnants.
BeccaHugs 17
This might be TMI but I'd rather not wipe than risk catching some kind of weird infection from someone else's piss.
doodlecloud 26
Agreed! Ignoring the idiocy of missing the clean rolls, how can anyone actually use used toilet paper?! So, so, so gross. I'd rather just pull my pants up and run to another toilet, at least then it's only your own muck on you rather than someone elses. Though if you're gonna get your panties dirty anyway, I guess you could just use your them, throw them in the bin after and then go commando for a bit.
Pleonasm 35
That's a sheety situation.
Kruiser 16
Not only did you use this godawful pun, you also managed to spell 'shitty' wrong and use it after some already had Go for a walk and think about what you've done please
Omegadolly 22
You didn't think to do a visual sweep of the room before resorting to that? D:
helloboyzder 13
How small is your bathroom for you not to notice 3 fresh rolls of paper on your counter? YDI
ThorPowaa 19
*saw doll voice* Let's play a game