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Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML

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Look before you leak.

#1 - On 10/15/2013 at 5:58pm by TheCerealKiller

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You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.

#7 - On 10/15/2013 at 6:00pm by Welshite

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