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Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38814) - you deserved it (4818)

On 10/09/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)

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What a bitch. she doesn't sound like a friend you need in your life.

#2 - On 10/09/2013 at 10:08am by olpally

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Take a really ugly picture of her, crop it into one of your pretty pictures, and make that your profile picture.

#4 - On 10/09/2013 at 10:12am by NoorFML

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