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Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49227) - you deserved it (4189)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

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Ah bloody hell!

#2 - On 10/04/2013 at 10:18am by Murilirum

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Tricked ya!

#1 - On 10/04/2013 at 10:18am by MirandaShaee

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