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Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML

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On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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This is why I don't like taking my dog out often. People need to learn to ask before touching a stranger's pet.

#3 - On 10/04/2013 at 2:46am by plaguer

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Well he can't sue if there is no damage and you did try to warn him. People should never pat strange dogs without owners permission, it was his own stupidity

#4 - On 10/04/2013 at 2:46am by Kyuubi_Rose

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