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Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML


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On 10/03/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States (New Mexico)

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Stupid teachers make me concerned for future generations.

#1 - On 10/03/2013 at 8:12pm by dancinggirl900

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This worries me... Shouldn't teachers praise students having opinions, instead of punishing for thinking?

#4 - On 10/03/2013 at 8:14pm by ZombieSazza

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