Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 3:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
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that's a bad choice in deodorant.
#1 - On 09/30/2013 at 6:20pm by noobsatin
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Except your armpit isn't finger licking good ya nasty. Use some Dove on that shit.
#4 - On 09/30/2013 at 6:21pm by misspulkadot24
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