Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
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Top comments
noobsatin 19
that's a bad choice in deodorant.
misspulkadot24 17
Except your armpit isn't finger licking good ya nasty. Use some Dove on that shit.
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Comments (139)
noobsatin 19
that's a bad choice in deodorant.
TheCanucklehead 22
Or hyperhidrosis...Get yourself some drysol
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Bad choice in deodorant? No way! I wish I had some deodorant that smelled like chicken nuggets! I'd get all the tubby girls with that shit!
tjv3 10
So your arm pits smell like yummy chicken nuggets... WIN!
martin8337 36
Chubby chaser?
Rainhawk94 27
lol armpits smell like nuggets. I ain't even mad
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Chicken nugget deodorant. It's finger lickin good!
broncos67 9
This is the most American thing I have ever heard
ChevyRedneck85 13
That's Nasty!- Cleveland Voice
davidpropert 32
Your profile picture makes this comment a little scary
golden_warrior 23
Deodorant lady use it
ndomer 6
I feel like we're assuming too much. I am quite hygienic, but after years of dating there have been times I have worked out with my girlfriend and smelled bad after despite taking at least one shower a day and using deodorant. While it can be embarrassing, it's not any more of a problem than occasionally belching unless the bad smell becomes a bad habit.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I don't think people are assuming too much. OP has odd-smelling armpits, so everyone comments with something related to deodorant. It's a perfect ammount of assumption in this case.
liketenpandas 6
anyone ever tell you that your pic looks like a white Obama?
misspulkadot24 17
Except your armpit isn't finger licking good ya nasty. Use some Dove on that shit.
vehementbitch 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I dont know i think she should see a doctor.
QuantumLife 12
Dove can't drown out the scent of chicken nuggets! That's baby deodorant.
jarockstar27 10
Wait....tell me how your armpits smelled like chicken nuggets? What deodorant are you using?!
MichellinMan 20
KFC's sweet chicken scent. Now in deodorant!
Allennis44 16
Good question
Llama_Face89 34
I'm gonna go with none..
SexPot143 13
omg i would so buy it just to smell it all the time. not to use it though lol
SJParker 13
I think it's just a matter of "you are what you eat"
T9FTW 20
You sound like a really hot chick. ;-D
j_cat187 20
Hot ,crunchy, and golden brown.
NYKTim 5
OP YDI.. Get a better deodorant and take longer and better showers. The little things help.
OptimusVader 23
That doesn't always work, you know. Some people have severe perspiration problems or extremely persistent BO that can break through deodorant after only an hour of wear. It might not be OP's fault at all. :
Andyournameis 16
Do you work at mcdonalds?
bobak_can_ani 7
Does Mcdonalds sell chicken nuggets?
Saywat145 17
Yeah
Pwn17 25
I thought this was common knowledge.
martin8337 36
If what you call what the nuggets are made chicken.
botanistjessica 24
Not every McDonald's in the world has the same menu. Being that 40 is in Australia, as far as we know they don't sell them there.
Kallian_fml 21
McDonalds has nuggets in Australia. 40 just appears to be clueless.
akiahara 14
Somehow I doubt there are many McDonald's restaurants without chicken nuggets.
liketenpandas 6
McDonald's has a different menu for a lot of differing countries, in China they have a very exotic (and yet equally as unhealthy I'm sure) Chinese selection that caters to the preference of the people living in the area.
tinyrosie 21
Umm.. Shower?
grossn 12
Sounds like a fowl odour to me...
StarrliteFire 7
Lmfao