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Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39426) - you deserved it (4481)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Cue a ton of YDIs from stupid people that think being a war vet gives you the right to punch people for dumbass reasons.

#1 - On 09/28/2013 at 6:16am by YouAreMyPrey

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That was uncalled for. FYL OP

#2 - On 09/28/2013 at 6:20am by WhiteCrimson

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