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Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his own stupid joke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36890) - you deserved it (4021)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Cue a ton of YDIs from stupid people that think being a war vet gives you the right to punch people for dumbass reasons.

#1 - On 09/28/2013 at 6:16am by YouAreMyPrey

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I think people are being too hard on the guy. I mean, I punch people in the throat all the time- particularly when they say "Good Morning" all cheery before I've had my coffee. Keeps 'em in check.

#14 - On 09/28/2013 at 7:06am by pistachiopanda

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