Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39007) - you deserved it (3288)
On 09/26/2013 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
cheese's life also sucksToday, I summoned the courage to talk to my friends about the money they owe me for my…
CandyCrushAddict also deserved itToday, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all…
... Why would someone even willingly do that? Nasty.
#1 - On 09/26/2013 at 8:54pm by rick1
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+144 | 8
Protein. Several legged protein.
#4 - On 09/26/2013 at 8:56pm by sarah6786
+84 | 14
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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