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Perhaps you should think about locking your door. And getting an alarm. And a dog. A big dog like a German shepherd, not a little dog like a chihuahua. No one likes those yappy little fucks.
At least he had the decency to call you honey ;)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 February 2015