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Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2pm, screaming out, "Honey, I'm home!" He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new neighbour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36662) - you deserved it (3098)

On 09/25/2013 at 12:35pm - misc - by nicetomeetyou2 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Perhaps you should think about locking your door. And getting an alarm. And a dog. A big dog like a German shepherd, not a little dog like a chihuahua. No one likes those yappy little fucks.

#5 - On 09/25/2013 at 4:50pm by DocBastard

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At least he had the decency to call you honey ;)

#2 - On 09/25/2013 at 4:49pm by MeTheBeast

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