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Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45056) - you deserved it (3404)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm - misc - by poor teacher - United States (Utah)

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I bet you're better spoken than them though!

#1 - On 09/23/2013 at 3:55pm by Nolimit2217

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What the fuck kind of fucked up country do you live in where the average elementary school teacher only makes $51,000 a year, but the average professional baseball player earns $3.2 million?

Which is more important? Which is more influential? My daughter's teacher is one of the most important people in her life right now.

#5 - On 09/23/2013 at 3:57pm by DocBastard

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