Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
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Today, a client refused to pay for the nails I spent nearly three hours doing, because apparently it's her birthday and "you don't pay for birthday nails." She refused to pay, and we locked her inside the salon. She threw a bitch fit and rolled on the ground like a worm, kicking and screaming until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
Today, it was was my first day back at work as an esthetician. My first client refused to remove her face mask so I could perform the service. She demanded I just do her forehead, and that she’d only pay a third of the price since she’s only getting that part done. I refused and was written up by management. FML
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Top comments
chesoes 8
hey you got it free !!:)
Kefka91 15
Well, as long as you got it for free then yay, right?
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Comments (102)
swampbaby985 30
Rude
tjv3 10
Dang that had to be embarrassing , but hey it was free lol
sayyestothedress 24
That's what I was thinking! Lol!
chesoes 8
hey you got it free !!:)
Reaper5639 16
And a free knock to her self esteem.
NeatNit 32
yes, but it also comes with a free boost!
\ 28
"This needs done." With that grammar, I doubt it was even worth it being free.
jasmine2301 25
Maybe English wasn't his/her first language? Either that, or OP made a spelling error.
Amama_fml 30
Maybe it wasn't a grammar mistake and OP had a character limit.
Kefka91 15
Well, as long as you got it for free then yay, right?
beclaurela 18
Wow. What a bitch. But hey. Free eyebrow shaping?
Miss_Latina 13
Did they look like frida kahlo or something
DenBriZel 31
Try tweezing at home?
Kallian_fml 21
I've had a similar experience before. Except they grabbed me as I was just trying to walk past the salon...
TheCaramelKing 11
Trying to pass the salon? Wow your eyebrows must've been horrid.
Kallian_fml 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha. Not really. My friend owns the salon and she's a crazy practical joker.
abbypoo 11
Me too. Except it was my upper lip. I'm a monster.
joea21 21
Gotta love Asians for their brute honesty
McNikk 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Where does it say she was Asian?
vipirius 18
Where indeed 12.
BellaMLGPerez 9
What?
mariepastyglue 30
Them Chinese always be like (why you no like eyebrow wax it make you looka nice I do it for five dolla only) and they really don't take no for an answer. Then they be like (you looka so much betta now, now maybe you get boyfren) never fails!
thrifting 18
Ya damn racist!
Enslaved 36
You must have had an Anthony Davis unibrow? If those caterpillars were in front of me, I would tweeze those things for free too. :P