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Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37337) - you deserved it (10085)

On 09/15/2013 at 9:21pm - misc - by BaMiTsAnYa (woman) - United States (Florida)

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hey you got it free !!:)

#2 - On 09/16/2013 at 3:15am by chesoes

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Wow. What a bitch.

But hey. Free eyebrow shaping?

#4 - On 09/16/2013 at 3:17am by beclaurela

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