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Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

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That is fucking crazy! Best of luck on that one... those damn chinchillas are cute, but lurking deep beneath their masks of adorableness lies a malicious monster, waiting to escape...

#2 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:27pm by nipas13titans

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I have a chinchilla and he's actually really smart. I let him run around every day and he actually gets back in his cage when he's tired so I don't really have to run after him. He also stopped chewing on things (he's got all the wood he wants in his cage); I still have to look after him everyonce in a while cause he can do funny things but I don't think he dumb and he most definitely does not look like a rat; rats are gross. I hope your chinchilla is ok; water is like the devil to them.

#25 - On 03/04/2009 at 8:24pm by kokonut_s

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