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Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39063) - you deserved it (6680)

On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

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Couldn't you tell it was still dark outside?

#1 - On 09/13/2013 at 1:44pm by Jaffster68

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At least you could sleep a while longer :)

#2 - On 09/13/2013 at 1:44pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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