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Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27917) - you deserved it (1646)

On 02/10/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by Flavorite (man) - United States (Texas)

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