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Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML


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On 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by heyhijello - United States (California)

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I get that OP was embarrassed, but wouldn't telling the bf have been a better option?

#8 - On 09/10/2013 at 2:25am by Norvi

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I'm so sorry!

#1 - On 09/10/2013 at 2:22am by barbsillvy

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