Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML
Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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Geometric 18
No worries, I'm sure your hair is fabulous!
lonewolf621 17
Do what pleases you not others OP. Hope you leared your lesson.
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Comments (91)
Geometric 18
No worries, I'm sure your hair is fabulous!
HortonThelephant 15
Op said Lesbian, Not Gay..
FMLkoala 28
#1 didn't say gay...
girlbye23 15
Its ok i get it even though it was a failed attempt.
depressingbunny 6
That would mean he would look gay. Lesbians are gay
omgitsmoe 26
There's no way you can make everybody happy , some people just need to judge
LeFrogDog 27
you could always scissor it
bingbongbingbong 11
He's only gay in days ending in y
Snazzy_Snaz 17
As fabulous as Fabio?
RedPillSucks 31
As fabulous as Justin Bieber.
bfsd42 20
#14, I get your joke. And it was quite funny. Actually, I'd say it was FABULOUSSSS.
blackman100 20
HA! Gayyyyyy!
lonewolf621 17
Do what pleases you not others OP. Hope you leared your lesson.
micha090 21
Opinion is like asshole, everyone has one OP. Do what makes you happy:-)
BrownTaco 5
You can't please everyone.
McNicholas 5
I grew my hair out from the start of middle school, and then I donated it a few months before I finished high school. People gave me a ton of crap for it at first, but pretty soon it became legendary. It even got "best hair" in the high school yearbook.
Jingo44 9
Buzzcut.
corporatescoundr 25
Are you sure you're not a girl?
sscookie 13
I'm sure they're just messing with u, OP
naxeeb 33
Well, atleast they got you to liking girls!
Little4Bear 10
... No, just no.
benmec 18
Start a trend. Everyone will get the "Justin beiber lesbian chique" look.
NeighSoulSister 6
I'm pretty sure that trend has been around for a while.
Wakachulak 22
Someone needs new friends
judea95 16
Exactly. It's not up to then how OPs hair is. It's entirely their decision, if they're going to bully them, OP needs new friends
pdp_fml 21
Don't be a "girly man"!
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
You can't please everyone OP.
awkwardlysmiles 12
There most likely just poking fun, pretty sure you look like a manly lesbian. I say own that lesbo hair cut like the boss you are!