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Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46439) - you deserved it (4609)

On 09/08/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Tell her to quit acting like a boob!

#2 - On 09/08/2013 at 12:50pm by Michael903

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Look at the positive side: Free whale-watching-entertainment at your pool party!

#4 - On 09/08/2013 at 12:50pm by Voij

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