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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22032) - you deserved it (64828)

On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)

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Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.

#1 - On 08/31/2013 at 9:02pm by Palirose

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Although the cops being called wasnt very necessary, you deserved it for making her feel bad. That's just a dick move.

#2 - On 08/31/2013 at 9:03pm by ms_zoe

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