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Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

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I'm glad you feel so strongly about protecting our ecosystem, but did you really have to gas the place?

#7 - On 08/31/2013 at 10:44am by camsterjoe

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Well are you going to save the turtles?

#5 - On 08/31/2013 at 10:44am by iJustLol

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