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Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36991) - you deserved it (2154)

On 08/31/2013 at 12:30am - misc - by Tag (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Next time just make up a number of years.

#2 - On 08/31/2013 at 6:36am by Nolimit2217

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Next time play some gunshot sounds, scream and hang up. That'll show her...

#9 - On 08/31/2013 at 6:45am by Wizardo

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