Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML
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Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
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Nolimit2217 32
Next time just make up a number of years.
Wizardo 33
Next time play some gunshot sounds, scream and hang up. That'll show her...
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Nolimit2217 32
Next time just make up a number of years.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Tell her how happy her husband is with you and wait for the reaction. You can have a lot of fun...
Ayden241 10
That'd be a true revenge.
ohro 10
It's always fun to play along
ohsnapcrackers 6
unless the husband wasn't actually cheating and you ruin their entire marriage.
Treveyon56 14
Hey if her husband wasn't cheating and she can't trust her husband before flying off the handle like this then the marriage was mostly ruined anyway.
westcoastkp 13
OP should double check her latest flings (if she has any)
tiptoppc 19
Ask how long they’d been married, then said your love child with him is 3 months older than that. Sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
jlaginski 10
Perhaps she should talk to your dial tone, if she won't listen to reason?
Jjimen1654 9
Nah id troll her like theres no tomorrow.
BlueRainDude 11
Same I'd be like about "5 years... We met in high school and I just can't get enough of his man meat after all these years. He speaks fondly about you."
AlonMower 9
Sounds like you had an interesting conversation with her :P
andrewturtle 16
If she can't be civilised, you don't need listen to her shit for another second. Hang up and move on.
isallwaysme 27
that's exactly what i was thinking. just hang up. its not that hard
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Nope, but her husband was.
K410 18
And you didn't hang up? It was a wrong number >.>
jasmine2301 25
No Shit ^
Norvi 26
Perhaps OP was trying to be polite?
Epikouros 31
Try giving a better excuse the next time she calls.
phatdaddy62 23
Yeah. Try "I can't talk right now. My mouth is full of your husband."
Wizardo 33
Next time play some gunshot sounds, scream and hang up. That'll show her...
tyler384 6
Record it next time and throw it up on YouTube.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
no sweat off your back. you should've played along, she deserved it.
sisco2901 20
Wrong number? Suuuuuure. :D