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Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5968)

On 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by no life to fuck :/ (man) - United States (California)

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Why are you thinking about your grandma having sex?

#2 - On 08/30/2013 at 11:11pm by thrAsHeRr9081

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Ask to join her posse. Meet some new people

#1 - On 08/30/2013 at 11:11pm by i_wuz_nver_here

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