By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Why are you thinking about your grandma having sex?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Ask to join her posse. Meet some new people

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WingedApollo 12

Sounds like you need to become a one percenter there son!

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judea95 16

Well stop treating yourself like that and meet new people. I'm sure you're not the only person at the workplace. Go out with work mates

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ZombieSazza 34

Maybe if you stopped being a loner and calling yourself a nobody and made an effort to make friends, you'd have a life? It doesn't just happen y'know, you gotta work for these things.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Talk to your grandma about joining her group !

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amarie2009 22

So go hang out with your grandma and her biker gang.

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onlinetroll 14

lmao, don't feel bad!! u will one day be somebody

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