Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
I agree, your life sucks (9338) - you deserved it (66820)
On 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by June (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Margaret's life also sucksToday, I was flying back home from college with my Mom. At the airport, the ticket agent…
Kens also deserved itToday, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life…
Hahah I do that all the time.
#3 - On 05/19/2009 at 8:11pm by lindseylindsey39
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Eww, stall call.
#8 - On 05/19/2009 at 8:12pm by rukusrazor
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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