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Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7491) - you deserved it (51335)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by June (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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