Miscellaneous and Ironic: Hogs gonna hog - FML

Hogs gonna hog

By Anonymous - 15/09/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, I, a retired U.S. Army soldier, was shouted down and called a liberal snowflake and even accused of stolen valor. Why? I admitted that I absolutely hate Trump. FML

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Darthbane2007 17

Tuesday 15 September 2026 15:28

The fact that you honestly are bothered by it means you are basically proving the point of the people who are accusing you of Stolen Valor and calling you a Liberal Snowflake..

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