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Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35435) - you deserved it (3923)

On 08/29/2013 at 3:39am - misc - by oD_Ronan (man) - United States (Washington)

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Was his name Edward?

#1 - On 08/29/2013 at 6:12am by StraightEdge325

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Might be time to switch barbers

#2 - On 08/29/2013 at 6:12am by BigMatt803

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