By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 299
You deserved it 4 516

Same thing different taste

Comments

perdix 29

Is this some sort of "50 Shades of Grey" B&D kinky barber shop? Otherwise, this sounds like a bad business model. Are you moving around when he tells you to sit still?

MerrikBarbarian 9

B&D? I'd say its more the S&M part of that, unless op was tied up too. :p

It's the best buisness model! Cut bitches, get money!

This is why its not worth saving a couple bucks to get your hair cut for free at the nearest prison!

My barber always does that, it's pretty normal.

Michael_92 20

The place I go to most defiantly does not do that. If they did I wouldn't go back.

zahra_786 19

Did he do this with all customers or just you? I would definitely change barbers, unless he just has a peculiar sense of humour and wasn't actually threatening.

bayliebug 14

From my experiences at hair salons, I just imagine some friendly, plump woman gossiping with her coworkers and interrupting her conversation with a "boy, I'm going to stab you if you don't sit still" in a joking kind of way. Still, an odd thing to say. And if she didn't sound like she was joking, I would have gotten up from the chair and told the manager I wanted someone else to finish the cut because his employee made me fear for my life. lol

Wow. That is seriously scary. If I were you, I would never be able to face a barber ever again.

CookieLovesBoo 16

I bet you stopped moving haha.

Either a) you were restless and moving around in your seat, which any barber would hate; b) odd sense of humor; or c) I recommend you run, FAST!

I would recommend getting a new barbor

I don't really think I would take it seriously. Many people go to the same barber/stylist for years and you tend to develop a relationship with them where they feel comfortable enough to joke about things like that when getting you to sit still. I go to my sister and she says wayy worse things when getting annoyed with me.