Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44358) - you deserved it (3298)
On 08/28/2013 at 5:47pm - misc - by notsolucky - United States (Connecticut)
still together's life also sucksToday, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough…
#1 - On 08/29/2013 at 1:54am by Peeves
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+99 | 17
Sell it and use the money for cake!
#4 - On 08/29/2013 at 1:55am by mzrobinson
+97 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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