Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
by notsolucky / 08/28/2013 at 5:47pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
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#1 - On 08/29/2013 at 1:54am by Peeves
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Sell it and use the money for cake!
#4 - On 08/29/2013 at 1:55am by mzrobinson
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