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Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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On 08/24/2013 at 6:23am - misc - by horrible daughter (woman) - United States (California)

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Well, she's a mum,I'm sure she'd rather have your hug, than her vase. On second thought, she'd rather have both maybe...

#3 - On 08/24/2013 at 10:21am by Vidrill

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well..shit

#2 - On 08/24/2013 at 10:20am by Whatapuffchild

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