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Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39754) - you deserved it (11004)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

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I agree, your life socks. (Anyone? No? I'll let myself out.)

#3 - On 08/23/2013 at 12:43pm by shutupmichaela

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Just walk away, OP. Just walk away.

#2 - On 08/23/2013 at 12:43pm by AnOriginalName

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