never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
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Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Anonymous
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
Jehovah God
Richmond, United States
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
NeedANewWindshield
Angry much?
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
cman
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Romania
Dude, WTF?
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
brodinn
Florence, United States
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
waterdog
United States
Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
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iSativa 24
Now that's talent.
cristy91 33
If the guy's on a Segway you could easily run after him and give him a pee-filled taste of his own medicine
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iSativa 24
Now that's talent.
Heaven121313 9
R Kelly could probably do the same.
cristy91 33
If the guy's on a Segway you could easily run after him and give him a pee-filled taste of his own medicine
flashback.miss 28
better than with bullets.
purplenerple8 6
Piss is for real gangsters
logankyng 15
Was it G W Bush?
kpc2424 13
I wonder if that's considered DUI???
EpicJman2828 11
Actually it would we had a drunk guy riding his horse through my town in Oklahoma cops saw him called his wife. She picked up the horse and the guy went to jail for dui
CallMeMcFeelii 13
A horse and a Segway are two completely different things. Amish people around here can get a DUI while operating their horse and buggy, but they use the road. A Segway you can use on a sidewalk, and it doesn't require you to "drive" it on a road. So I really don't think you could, maybe a drunk in public, but not a DUI. They don't go past 5 mph anyway.
sweet23_fml 11
My brother got a dui riding a starboard... I think if it is classed as a type of personal transportation the cops can arrest/fine you for a dui.
gallaeo 21
Well...you can get a DUI on a lawn mower, so it wouldn't surprise me if you could get one on a Segway. Guess it depends on the cop. Either way it's a piss poor situation OP, I don't know about you but I'd be pretty pissy about that......ba-dum-tsss
DFresh503 8
Definitely. Anything that is motorized or can be pedaled is grounds for DUI. Even a scooter for an immobile person would get you one
sniken 14
Doesn't matter, segways are illegal in Norway anyways. So the guy posting is either a troll or travelling (noone owns them in Norway either)
indianswagg 14
Just a comment passing through
girlrome 19
Wow. That's sucks. You must have been so pissed.
martin8337 35
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Treveyon56 14
Too bad OP was both.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
not going to lie, I googled "segway"
mario2012 18
*facepalm*
NeighSoulSister 6
And you wanted to tell us, why?
gallaeo 21
You're one of those special kind of people that sit and wonder why the people in your life call you "special", aren't you?
Trix_Disorder 20
Why are they "special" for not knowing about a nearly useless and irrelevant piece of technology? I am surprised that they do not know of them, but not enough to be offended... as you three seem to be (albeit, mildly).
olpally 32
Neil Goldman(family guy nerd) passed by you? Lol. Yikes. Time for a shower.
brainymes 30
Looks like you were a victim of a piss and run.. Anybody? No? Okay.