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Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35039) - you deserved it (6115)

On 08/21/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Beegee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Either you look very sensible, or you come across as a total liability.

#4 - On 08/21/2013 at 6:29am by TourettesGuyFTW

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I wouldn't worry to much OP. It may mean you look classy!

#2 - On 08/21/2013 at 6:28am by Gothicbunnyx3

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