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Today, I found out that while having a GPS tracker in your car is helpful for tracking down car thieves, it's also helpful to your psycho ex, who can use it to track you down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41747) - you deserved it (3408)

On 08/20/2013 at 12:28pm - misc - by nobieb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Restraining order! Best to be safe then sorry! That's creepy as hell!

#3 - On 08/20/2013 at 4:58pm by Kiwiscanfly

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Psycho ex's.... For those who don't have one, consider yourself lucky. FYL OP.

#4 - On 08/20/2013 at 4:58pm by AllieCat21

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