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Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Eh - Screw them if they can't realize the completely logical reaction you had to noticing suspicious movement within your own home.
You made the right decision.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015