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Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs. It was my sister, who opened the door and said, “It smells like salami in here! Can I have some?” FML

By Emerics - / Saturday 31 May 2014 07:00 / Norway - Stavanger
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By  Dave_Davington  |  27

So, did she get some?

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  DravensTheName  |  16

Those were both bad comments and y'all should feel bad about it.

By  Hefri123  |  19

Kinky

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  NavEntity  |  11

"Hey OP why's your door locked?" *op frantically tries to put on clothes* "What are you guys doing in there?" *op still putting on clothes* *op gets to door* "Oh nothing we were not doing anything all absolutely nothing"

By  TheGamerXYZ  |  19

I guess you could say.... SHE WANTED THE MEAT.

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