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Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30277) - you deserved it (46845)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Aly - United States (California)

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They do say that alcohol brings out your true self.

#1 - On 08/15/2013 at 6:04am by PsychoticEmperor

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Might as well go order a steak now

#6 - On 08/15/2013 at 6:09am by CoGhostRider

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