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Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
They do say that alcohol brings out your true self.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015