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Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21926) - you deserved it (43947)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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One word : ophthalmologist.

#1 - On 08/14/2013 at 4:26pm by PsychoticEmperor

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How did you manage to miss that one?

#3 - On 08/14/2013 at 4:27pm by taylorafterdark

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