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Man or woman?

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49119) - you deserved it (3645)

On 08/10/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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Apparently she's never heard of " The Boy Who Cried Wolf."

#1 - On 08/10/2013 at 8:25pm by kaitlynjane

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"I'll remember that when you have your inevitable heart attack."

#4 - On 08/10/2013 at 8:28pm by gracehi

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