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Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48898) - you deserved it (8993)

On 08/08/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by AnnoyedByFriends -

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I can't imagine the look on his face.

#1 - On 08/08/2013 at 5:52am by MrPortalFan

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What about standing in line to buy groceries puts you in the mood

#6 - On 08/08/2013 at 5:57am by deadhead419

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