Miscellaneous: Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's...

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Dad joke

By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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MrPortalFan 21

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:52

I can't imagine the look on his face.

deadhead419 15

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:57

What about standing in line to buy groceries puts you in the mood

Comments

blueknight1st 26

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:11

I'm gonna guess your girlfriend was standing next to you and she got the text.

ladybuglet 22

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:12

This is why you double check the number before you text someone.

stuner56 22

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:17

What does Texas have to do with anything? So this happens ONLY in Texas?

noelasis94 18

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:26

Bad for you funny for them enough said, brutal but funny.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:55

The previous texts on the screen didn't clue you in?

MaryJane75 7

Thursday 8 August 2013 17:15

He probably didn't see previous texts. I know on my phone I can send pictures directly from my photo album, I don't even have to go into the text messages. When I find the picture I want I just hit 'message' and then type in the name of the person I want to send it to.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 8 August 2013 17:24

It doesn't say anything about pictures. It says 'Guess who got an erotic text message' . If he'd said he sent an erotic picture, I'd agree with you.

damnit1989 16

Thursday 8 August 2013 17:50

Or all of the previous texts had been deleted, so there were none to look at. Or he was too darn excited to look and was too busy looking at what he was typing. There are several reasons he could not have seen that.