Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
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Top comments
SwaggCapone 11
That's nasty! *Cleveland voice*
engineerosaurus 26
Extra protein?
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Comments (163)
engineerosaurus 26
Extra protein?
Incognito_1924 17
How do you think OP gets her hair so silky smooth?
strapper88 6
For that all natural shine.
JE553 9
Nothing like essence of mouse to get your hair squeaky clean
ShyAnn29 15
Maybe you found the new ingredient for shampoo. You could be rich!!
slappygecko 21
An added plus is that she's bathing in the blood of her enemies.
sarah6786 14
Cut itself on the pump? Squeezed through a tiny pump into the shampoo bottle and drowned/bled to death in the shampoo? Or cut itself on the bottle and lay on the shelf in the shower and died? And OP never saw a dead mouse there? Someone please tell me how this is possible?
mn_shr 22
#63 I'm sure no one would enjoy the task of explaining that
SerenaSerenadex3 13
Maybe it's Maybeline! Or maybe it's mouse blood.. well whatever works for you right?
chinchily 12
Does anyone else wonder how enough mouse blood can get into the shampoo bottle, mix within the whole bottle, when it was only cut by the pump?
botanistjessica 24
Yes, I do wonder that.
Mossears133 15
The way I read it, there was blood in the end of the pump so when OP pumped out shampoo the blood would've come out followed by shampoo and then it all mixed together, etc, etc
YepThatsMeee 23
Obviously the mouse figured out the pump mechanism, unscrewed it, bled into the bottle and shook it to get revenge, then went to a corner to die from his injuries. He was a rather intelligent mouse. Could have revolutionized the mouse race if he wasn't so clumsy and cut himself.
yoyoforpeace 14
Who else is going to check their shampoo next time?
SwaggCapone 11
That's nasty! *Cleveland voice*
PinkieKeen 20
Yah naaasty. *Raven voice*
PterodactylMan 23
Nastyyyyy "PterodactylMan voice"
sarah6786 14
Just stick to Cleveland Brown...
Sfaizi24 17
Don't believe everything you see on the Internet - Abraham Lincoln
blackman100 20
Mouse blood? Oh nooo! *Gay guy from family guy voice*
Koppol 15
*Yahhh little nastyyyyy *Raven voice*
becka2s 14
That is gross! At least u found out now!
DKjazz 20
She probably wanted to find out BEFORE she put in her hair.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
That's the way to be optimistic #3!!
superman3212 8
did u smell nice?
Enslaved 38
*mice*
Javier6597 19
How does someone deserve this?
evilplatypus 39
I have the list of stupid reasons in my profile
LittleGreenPaola 23
maybe you deserve this when you let mice invade your house till this point!
webbface 25
No one could ever deserve this. That's disgusting. I'm so sorry OP. For all those who said that they did deserve this, I really hope it happens to you.
Poppipuff 14
Maybe some people think op shouldn't have washed her hair with the pink shampoo in the first place. She basically used a strange colored shampoo that she knew shouldn't have that color probably thinkinh 'meh'.
rocker_chick105 31
56- I doubt OP was like "oh hey mice! Wanna come inside and chill?"
strive 12
lol... that was a nice circle you talked yourself in, 67. no one could deserve this... except people who think someone deserves it. by hoping it happens to them you just wished it on yourself.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
50--u made me read your profile lol.. and im pretty sure you covered all the basis as to why people vote ydi. Good thinking! :)
evilplatypus 39
106 - Not all. Apparently I need to add 56's response to the list.
mrsnugglefunny 10
That bloody sucks
InfernoVivo 12
Right there
confusedAsFuck 34
Sorry for you OP. But look at the bright side, at least it wasn't ****
gracehi 33
I think **** would actually be less disgusting.
happylappy 21
Yea I'd honestly rather wash my hair with aids **** than have a dead mouse in my shampoo bottle.
Olympiakos10 15
You'd rather have aids than wash your hair with shampoo that has a bit of mouse blood...
confusedAsFuck 34
I disagree, washing her hair with blood makes her a redhead. But washing her hair with **** makes her a ****
superman3212 8
so which is it? blood of ****? what would u rather use?
Javier6597 19
Its sarcasm obviously
confusedAsFuck 34
if I only had those two options, I wouldn't wash my hair ever
beclaurela 18
Au naturel hair. Honestly, I wouldn't wash my hair either. Time to shave it all off!
gracehi 33
30, HIV, as well as every other STD on the planet, dies when it's exposed to air. I can't believe you and 29 other people don't know that. Next you'll be warning me not to use public toilet seats so I don't get herpes. Besides, it's not like mouse blood doesn't have the potential to carry deadly diseases.
evilplatypus 39
127 - These are hypothetical questions not to be translated literally.
gracehi 33
That mouse must have been REALLY determined to wash his fur.
jaybear13 14
well...your hairs silky right?
Aggressive 11
I never knew deadmau5 had shampoo now!?!?!
HowieDoIt 21
Vermin Essence, perhaps?
thatnucca 36
Good one... Lol
Wizardo 34
Maybe its Verminine?
TotalAnarchy320 8
I vote this as top comment