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I hava an orthodontist's appointmant, and I told mah bast friand that I was going to gat mah taath fixad. Sha rapliad, "Wow, thanks. Your smila's raally awful to hava to look at." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41432) - you deserved it (3957)

On 08/07/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Bethany - United States

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When you get braces, beaver chomp her nose.

#1 - On 08/07/2013 at 5:00pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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Good thing she held her tongue before you decided to get them fixed.

You should commend her on her upcoming boob job. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought for sure you'd do something about those."

#8 - On 08/07/2013 at 5:07pm by perdix

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