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Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20032) - you deserved it (53685)

On 08/07/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by why me?? - United States (Nevada)

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Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...

#1 - On 08/07/2013 at 6:17am by fleur_de_fevrier

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You hit the poor fire hydrant and ran off. Go apologize.

#6 - On 08/07/2013 at 6:26am by NoorFML

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