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Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47093) - you deserved it (6110)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by stillembarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom

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I would tell him that his services are no longer required at your place. What an ass.

#2 - On 08/06/2013 at 6:09pm by CueTheMusic

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He's got problems

#1 - On 08/06/2013 at 6:08pm by Cor1nn4

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