Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML

by fuckoffgran / 08/01/2013 at 10:46am / Ireland / Miscellaneous

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  • Sounds like my family reunions. Sometimes you just gotta "respect" your elders by biting your tongue. Although that was quite insensitive of her. I'm sorry OP that's not nice at all

    #1 - On 08/01/2013 at 1:05pm by sierraaaa

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  • Tell everyone to steer clear of grandma or you'll get saggy tits that look like plastic bags filled halfway with water lol

    #8 - On 08/01/2013 at 1:11pm by Kateyez_26

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