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Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
Sounds like my family reunions. Sometimes you just gotta "respect" your elders by biting your tongue. Although that was quite insensitive of her. I'm sorry OP that's not nice at all
Tell everyone to steer clear of grandma or you'll get saggy tits that look like plastic bags filled halfway with water lol
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014