Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44894) - you deserved it (7419)
On 07/31/2013 at 5:23pm - misc - by -_____- (woman) - Netherlands
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Pink eye from the brown eye?
#2 - On 07/31/2013 at 11:35pm by nmcoy
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Did you tell him it's "pink eye", not "pink dick"?
#3 - On 07/31/2013 at 11:35pm by davincidasecond
+194 | 22
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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