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Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62473) - you deserved it (5423)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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keep your door locked op

#4 - On 07/29/2013 at 1:02pm by tegraturbo2000

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Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

#1 - On 07/29/2013 at 1:02pm by Welshite

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