Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
by PrettyScared / 07/29/2013 at 11:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
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keep your door locked op
#4 - On 07/29/2013 at 1:02pm by tegraturbo2000
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Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.
#1 - On 07/29/2013 at 1:02pm by Welshite
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