Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 12:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
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Your wife is awesome.
#3 - On 07/28/2013 at 6:11am by lashes_to_ashes
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If you don't want your wife I'll have her. Excellent sense of humour!
#5 - On 07/28/2013 at 6:11am by lysx84
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